So here's what happened, folks:

We recorded the show, and a tech problem frustrated us - it's probably fixable, and only takes some creative editing on John's part, but the problem is, as most of you know, we're supercrazybusy editors who had no business starting a podcast that needed serious editing ANYWAY.  None of us have time to fix this, so we might release the thing with the first 10 minutes missing, or just not release it, or something. We don't know. In short, we were all sorta bored with the Rose and Bernard parts (how cruel and heartless are we? Still, get us into that HATCH, people, follow Jack and Kate, give us an Other, give us Mr. Friendly, give us Ethan in a tutu, we don't care, just stop messing around!), John's leaning to the electromagneticmania theory, Melissa's wondering where the hell Jack's dad is (yes, honestly, tell us weirder things than someone supposedly dead being not-so-much dead haven't happened on this show, and why are we not worried that his body has not been found but his coffin was, you know, not even damaged in the crash?), and Andrew...well, Melissa's writing this post from memory, and has no idea what Andrew contributed because she was dead at the time. Sorry, big guy; edit in here if you remember, because I suck.

And now, the point: Are you an audio editor who's dying to do some thankless behind the scenes work chopping this thing together each week? Email us! We'll love you lots.

PS: How flattered are we that you made us these fan forums? Very. Clearly we're not deserving of them, or you'd have a show to listen to this week... :)

It's our first show! We sorta suck, but promise to get better.

In Totally LOST, Melissa, John and Andrew, regularly Harry Potter fans, stagger through episodes of this hit TV show, trying to see the forest for the trees and - oh, yeah - those metal hatches, loony French Rambettes, and dinner-theater rejects from hell, The Others. In each episode (at least while there are new shows) we'll watch the show together and talk during the commercial breaks, trying to puzzle through as the developments unfold. Then at the end we'll present a wrapup discussion that will be considered elementary by the legions of online LOSTies. We're just discovering this wacktastic new world - either come and learn with us, or come and laugh at us. Either way, we'll have fun.