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First, thanks for all the nice comments: If you want Andrew and John to also post theories and thoughts, bother them at andrew at staff dot mugglenet dot com or john at the-leaky-cauldron dot org.

Meanwhile!

I have two words about last night's episode:

Nekkid Desmond!

Nekkid Desmond Nekkid Desmond Nekkid Desmond Nekkid Desmond!

Tie-dye hippy-happy now-clairvoyant boy, nekkidly looking out into a clear day and seeing forever. That's right, guys, nekkid!Desmond is also I Can See Clearly Now the Hatch is Gone!Desmond, otherwise known as newly Powerful See-the-future!Desmond.

And I like it. As long as he keeps the tie-dye.

Some more thoughts:

1. Do they all have powers now? Nekkid!Clairvoyant!Desmond, TalkToTheIsland!Locke, and will it be, Kung-Fu-Fighting-With-My-Jesus-Stick!Eko? Or, perhaps Eko will have some other cool power, like being able to attract small objects to him and his barrel chest. Maybe he can start with Charlie's brain, and beat some sense into it. Seriously, Charlie, what the heck? You've been on the island two months, get over the whole Don't Tell Me What To Do wah-wah, and on to the, I'm Above Immature Displays of Insecurity Beause I'm Man Enough to Know that Survival Is Better Than Stupidity, ok? I'm done with it. Anyway, theory: the electromagnetic whosiewhatsit that caused the hatch to implode sucked them all into some alternate-universe kind of wave, like an electromagnetic wave, and now they are a bit more "one" with the Island than they were. That's why they weren't harmed; they were incorporeal at the time. If Charlie's vicinity means he was, too, then this explains his total, "Durrrrh, Claire, nothing happened in the hatch. I was high at the time," attitude.

2. Locke's flashback - I really, really, thought perhaps we'd see how Locke lost use of his legs. I do think this is post-Helen, though; didn't he say he robbed a bank? That would be post-Helen, I think. I LOVED how the whole Earth Mother lady got all Bonnie and Clyde later on. And all the pot! LOL! WHY do all the commune hippies grow weed on these things? It's so cliche; it reminds me of the VERONICA MARS episode when there was this big to do made about that "tent" and it turns out they're growing this "awesome" product and it was...POINTSETTIA PLANTS. At least they knew to throw a cliche in the dustbin where it belongs and replace it with a cash crop that would make even the non-gentiles chortle.

3. Polar bear: Could he tie in to the eskimos and hatchgloo form the end of season two? Or is it more Dharma experimentation?

4. Boone's apparently got some stylin' going on in the afterlife. Bad hair, but dude looks good.

5. The Jesus stick in its very identity makes me laugh. It needs do nothing but appear, and I laugh.

6. The two new people: Best slip-ins ever. "Hi, we'll just act like we've been here all along, because the good doctor isn't here to hotten up this place. Everyone just act normal, k? Thanks."

7. Locke: Hi everyone! I'm the new Jack! Please treat me accordingly! Thanks!

8. Desmond: I will skip rocks into the oblivion to see if I can tell where they land before they get there. A ha! Knew it'd only do three jumps!

-Melissa

Category: Episode Recaps -- posted at: 2:52 PM
Comments[17]

    heehee! this is definitly now my fave lost blog! funny nd wraps up episodes very coooolio! esp."HI everyone i'm the new jack!" ROFL! I thought it was a real trippy episode and i prefer the Jack-Kate-sawyer storyline... Next week looks AMAZING!

    posted by: JateIsFate on Thu, 10/19 03:42 PM EDT

    YES! Nekkid desmond was my favvy part too! Go nekky desmundo! Lol! We are such pervs! I LOVE IT! :]

    posted by: samawyermond on Thu, 10/19 05:17 PM EDT

    I loved Desmond being all Nekkid the entire time then running around with a giant tie die shirt. I loved Hurley and his "Dude" when Locke almost killed him. and I also really liked that he tried to see if the shirt was clean before he gave it to Nakkie-boy.
    6) yeah "Hi Ive been here for 40 someodd days youve just never seen me cuz I always sit behind the tree, but now i must leave my tree and run towards Locke"

    posted by: Erica on Thu, 10/19 05:48 PM EDT

    Ah, this episode was awesome! I love Des anyway, and this just made me love him even more. Psychic powers are so good for him. lol at #8

    The Nikki/Paulo slip in made me really frustrated. They were like "Hey here we are now! We'll scream so you know that we've always been here, but you just haven't seen us!" I mean really, at least introduce them properly like "Hey, I'm Paulo, and I'm the guy that's always been hammering something in the backgorund." ;P

    posted by: Claudia on Thu, 10/19 08:53 PM EDT

    Ahh - it cut me off.

    Anyway . . . .

    posted by: Claudia on Thu, 10/19 09:00 PM EDT

    Grr . . Thanks for everything as always, Melissa!! *hugs* ^.~

    posted by: Claudia on Thu, 10/19 09:02 PM EDT

    They pretty much could slip in any character, just like Nikki and Paulo. They could just say anybody was a log-carrying guy (thanks Jay and Jack) the whole time, and they just happened to show up. If you think about it, the producers are geniuses. The door's always open for new characters, until you've used them all up and you know everyone's backstory on the island.

    posted by: Robby on Thu, 10/19 09:04 PM EDT

    I love how you right Mellisa it is just so good. And also I think that the marujuana had something to do with how he lost the movement of his legs. Like maybe he was on the run from the cops and he got in a car crash or I don't know something.

    posted by: Lucas on Fri, 10/20 08:07 AM EDT

    thanks melissa! yeah, I thought the polar bears came to the island because of when walt was reading the comic book and it had the polar bear on the cover. And since he's psychic or whatever they appeared, but since walts not here anymore, i dont know where they came from.

    sorry the mets lost :(

    posted by: Cathy on Fri, 10/20 03:40 PM EDT

    oh yeah, i dont want to bug john because he says happy birthday to people on facebook and to me yesterday :)

    posted by: Cathy on Fri, 10/20 03:44 PM EDT

    so just wondering what other people thought but could the polar bears be the bears that were kept in the cages where Sawyer and Kate are? after he figured out how to get the fish biscuits they said it only took the bears an hour, or something like that

    posted by: lizz on Mon, 10/23 01:30 PM EDT

    wow, i feel stupid for not thinking of that. Lizz you're a genius.

    posted by: iam_Luna on Mon, 10/23 08:51 PM EDT

    haha i wouldnt go that far! we were watching something on tv before this last episode came out and i just yelled "POLAR BEARS!" and my mom thought i had lost my mind, until i explained to her what i thought and shes like "i dont even remember the first polar bear" haha she still thought i was crazy

    posted by: Lizz on Mon, 10/23 11:46 PM EDT

    Yea I thought of that too Lizz I think they are

    posted by: Lucas on Tue, 10/24 07:00 PM EDT

    Nice....

    posted by: Allydia on Wed, 10/25 12:05 AM EDT

    Haha... best review ever! Rock on!
    I have only one thing to add : "Bear?!... Is that you?!"
    The Nekkid!Desmond-Embarased!Hurley scene is my favorite!

    I'll bookmark this blog.

    posted by: Popy on Wed, 10/25 05:47 AM EDT

    melissa, thanks for keeping us up to date with what you think is happpening on Lost. since we don't have the podcast anymore, i'm glad we have some way to talk Lost with you. :)

    posted by: naruto on Thu, 10/26 12:42 PM EDT


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